>2009
>be 11 years old
>i looked exactly like the typical blonde twink
>love listening to Kesha and Eminem and playing Halo 3: ODST and Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
>when i grow up im gonna be a girl like Kesha
>i hate lady gaga, she is a stupid midget unlike glorious Kesha
>entire family leaves me alone to play Xbox 360, i basically don't exist to anyone aside from my school and gamer friends
>we go on a vacation to Arizona
>its 110 degrees
>walking around the grand canyon in my Chinese bootleg converse shoes that my dad got in China during one of his month long work trips
>exhausted from hiking the grand canyon all day
>for some reason i start asking what transvestites and transgender are
>i learned these words from watching South Park
>older sister (an adult) calls me a pussy, need to man up
>entire family hates me for ruining their grand canyon trip
>cry to myself basically every night, consider roping
>discover 4chan at age 11 and spend my entire childhood there
>parents sick of me playing videogames and skateboarding (i was a very good skateboarder, Bob Burnquist gave me a fist bump)
>2 summers later Im forced to join the sports club
>oh shit i have asthma and suck at sports im gonna die
>first week
>fail miserably
>quit
>eat tons of pizza rolls, have a growth spurt and grew from 5'7 to 6'1 over the course of 1 summer
>a bit chubby, no longer a beautiful twink
>browse 4chan /fit/
>start working out every single day during middle school
>mom discovers gay hentai on my PC, takes away internet for 3 months and basically disowns me
>parents take the door off my room and try to catch me masturbating in order to shame me
>develop constant paranoia from my creepy parents
>become extremely homophobic and convince myself im straight
>despite this, never attempt to get a girlfriend for some reason
>start running track at high school
>i am immediately placed on the varsity team as a freshman
>leave running, rejoin sports club
>immediately the fastest member of it, aside from the older guys who graduated
>many of my female classmates and teammates propose marriage to me
>decline them for some reason, even though
>get grinded on by sluts at music festivals
>hmmm... this does nothing for me
>senior year of high school, dropped out of high school
>start injecting testosterone and equipoise, become gorilla
>i now weigh 265 lbs
>get mercury poisoning from eating canned Tuna and its so painful i consider suicide
>lose 70 lbs, am now 195 lbs, conventionally attractive male
>start college
>girls offer me a 3some on my first night in the dorm
>decline and am generally extremely disgusted by them
>start getting invasive trans thoughts everyday
>having a mental breakdown every single day for a year
>get kicked out of college after arguing with my entire class of 40 people
>they even call the police on me but im not charged with anything cuz the police took my side lol
>6 years later
>haven't spoken to another human IRL in basically a decade
>sometimes forget i am a member of the human species
>all this could have been avoided with estrogen